kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via biochemistjemmasimmons)

koalugh:

Orange is the New Black makes me want to be a bad bitch and get sent to prison

(via humorful)

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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(via greetings)

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

(Source: meladoodle, via hate)

burntlikethesun:

endless list of favourite characters: daenerys targaryen

“Do you know what it is like to be sold, squire? I do. My brother sold me to Khal Drogo for the promise of a golden crown. Well, Drogo crowned him in gold, though not as he had wished, and I…my sun-and-stars made a queen of me, but if he had been a different man, it might have been much otherwise. Do you think I have forgotten how it felt to be afraid?”

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

I hate smart ass teachers.

Me: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: I don’t know can you?
Me: Bitch, I will shit on your desk.

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot, via humorful)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via waitingwanderlust)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via greetings)